Now you all see why I laugh so much!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Serves the IMBECILES right!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Perhaps you should avoid the Open Zone. It seems you are an extremely weak, sensitive PIG who cannot stand to witness Nazisoft's crippling demise. Your continued crying is proof of this.
As I said before- go back to the stables!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
PIG, you are not impressing King Kaz or any of the Sony Soldiers by trying to resist us. It's time you went back to the stables!
Begone, I say!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
"BEATEN BY SONY"
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
The Sony Soldiers are really missing out! This is devastating! You win, Nazisoft!
Taste my sarcasm, PIGS! TASTE IT!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Well, I had better be leaving to inspect my legions of loyal Sony Soldiers!
Long live the Two Towers of PerfectionStation and Blu-Ray!
Long live the Iron Fist of Lord Stringer!
Long live the infinite wisdom of Emperor Kutaragi!
Bow before me, Xbot PIGS!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
That's all King Kaz has to say on the matter. Apart from:
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Here is the plan of attack:
I, King Kaz, will take my brave Sony Soldiers on a direct charge to the gates of Nazisoft HQ for the final showdown! Meanwhile, Field Marshal Phil Harrison will prepare the artillery and Captain Tretton will commence the aerial bombardment! DarkSniper and his Sony Sniper squad will head to the mountains to snipe the Xbot SWINE from afar!
After this, Emperor Kutagari will launch the SuperSony Death Ray directly onto Nazisoft HQ, obliterating thous...
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
At least try to FAIL with some dignity!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
It is very odd how the Xbot SWINE continue to follow us around! When will the animals learn they are not welcome?
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
It is hilarious to see Nazisoft COWER and SQUIRM like the miserable filth they are!! The Sony Empire has dominated these SWINE for 6 years now! Isn't it funny? Nazisoft's HOG minions are nowhere to be seen!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Lord Stringer is holding a party at Sony HQ and you're all invited! Plenty of champagne and roast PIG for all!
The Nazisoft SWINE are FINISHED! In fact, I'm going to laugh at them even more than usual-
MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA- HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
King Kaz is pleased to see you, sir!
Our PerfectionStation 3 is on the path to dominance! We have crushed the PIGS once and for all! GEESE- your time is up!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
The truth hurts doesn't it, SWINE? You do not deserve to talk to King Kaz! Begone, I say!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Our attack on the XBL infrastructure was a piece of cake. 33% of the Nazisoft PIG resistance immediately dropped dead! The rest froze with fear at the sight of my Sony Soldiers! Thank you to Apple for your aid in taking down the demonic Nazisoft- your reward will be..........a shiny new PerfectionStation 3!!!
Lord Stringer is pleased with the attack- I even brought him the head of a PIG as a trophy!
My next target- GOOSE HQ!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
It's time to put an end to this SIMPLETON once and for all!
Reginald, you INSOLENT GOOSE, your time is up!
You cannot run, you cannot hide,
Those who anger Kaz have all died
Whether you're PIG or GOOSE, your console's a dud
The Sony Soldiers are coming for your blood!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
I know how you feel Sony Soldiers, I am also trying my hardest not to laugh!
Oh, what the hell-
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
"Jump Ship", you SIMPLETONS!
How does it feel, PIGS, to watch your beloved empire dissolve into NOTHING?
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!